So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
@atletienglish: Thanks @NiallOfficial for the visit! It’s been a luxury to have a @onedirection member at the Calderón! ;) #UCL
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan